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Power users and small companies should consider our more capable pedal-powered models.
For complex agentic and enterprise workflows, we’re pursuing partnerships with gyms and fitness
studios.
We think privacy is serious business. Why give mega-corps access to our most burning questions, our
innermost
thoughts, and our wacky app ideas?
CrankGPT
runs entirely on device so your data stay yours.
Remember the days when we worried about the climate effects of crypto? Ha! How quaint. Tech
companies have quietly abandoned their climate pledges to build gas-burning power plants that feed your
favorite AI.
Stop
burning oil and start burning calories by producing your own tokens with CrankGPT!
Don’t ask ChatGPT, the answer is no. They have too much money and influence already. Unfortunately, they’ve
gotten you so
hooked on tokens that you’ll unthinkingly pay more for them than they cost to generate.
Go
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You’re busy crushing it, we get it, but sometimes taking care of business gets in the way of taking care of
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The
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No Wi-Fi? Claude outage? Rolling blackouts? The end of civilization as we know it? With CrankGPT, you’ll
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